I have deadlines to meet....clients who have no clue what they want they just know that what I've done 4 times precisely by their specs is not it... my head hurts, I'm bloated, my back aches, my hormones are playing annagaddadavida and I'm cramping..........and now I'm getting orders from my maxi pads to be ....HAPPY
Dear Always Plus...you want me to have a happy period? okay... shiny....you just strap me a bar of godiva, a mini bottle of firefly vodka and a couple of valium on to one of your cute lil aerodynamic pads and I'll be glad to be just as happy as a frickin' lil lark! Until you do that...back the hell off!I'll have whatever kind of period I wanna have.
You know that a man had to come up with that particular bit of marketing BS or one of those Stepford women did it.
You want to know what would make my period really happy? A bazooka!......
it's either that or world peace and quiet....always ask for world peace and quiet.
Hey if you're gonna go for world peace go all the way and go for world peace and quiet.
You're just as likely to get it.
I think store clerks should start using this phrase instead of "Have a nice day!" It would make a refreshing change.
ReplyDeleteSo not getting on the "happy period" train. I've consumed my own weight in chocolate this week. That's how I roll when "blessed moon-time" comes around. I love being a woman...I love being a woman...I love being a woman...
ReplyDeleteRue, I love being a woman too....it's just the rest of the world that sucks lol
ReplyDeleteAnd Debra...I would pay good money if a store greeter would say THAT for a day.
Oh to be able to sit and watch the hilarity.