Saturday, January 30, 2010

Affirmation Saturday

Pursuing and expressing my hearts desire honors my love, passion, and beauty and is worth waiting, courting or crusading for. What I lack in external means, qualification or ability, I make up for with a true and dedicated heart. I am not a victim therefore I do not need to be rescued. I am empowered by patience or self-worth and my gift is emotional availability and devotion.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Wilde-Beasts and Irate Badgers.....

Have you ever just wanted to duct-tape someone to the back of a wilde-beast and then send it stampeding through a pack of Hyenas?
Or better still....wouldn't it be great to mail a really irate badger to someone suffering from an overabundance of stupidity.

I don't want the punishment for stupid to be lethal...I mean really...if you kill them...what do they learn?

Not a damned thing... they just die stupid

Whereas if you make the punishment for stupidity shocking and memorable - then they might just catch a clue.

it could happen....

I'm a frickin optimist.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

I......DON'T................ CARE!!!

I've spent the last few days battling computer woes - my primary computer is down..the one I am on now has no design software on it...which is a little bit of an issue since I'm a graphic designer and kind of NEED my software to work.
The reason I don't have design software on this beast can be explained in one word.......VISTA

Vista is the hellmouth of the OS. world. I don't have enough Karma points left to get me through a software installation on Vista...the profanity alone would be enough to consign me to purgatory for ..well...a very long time and my sense of humor's already gotten me an extended term soooo no more adding on.

The past three days I've spent on the phone with various computer repair types - one a LARGE well known firm who knows their stuff but OMG the red tape ....what part of yes , I'll pay it, send me a gorram geek ...asap is incomprehensible?

Today they're supposed to be out between noon and 4 they just called to tell me they'd be here at 3:55....and during that call asked " do you prefer a male or a female technician"


I'm not looking for a friggin date... I want my computer up and working so I can service my clients and well I'm jonesing to do some design work to be honest...

BUT WTF? who cares what sex they are

Send me a tech...boy, girl, exalted ape, little green bug eyed alien hell send the marines!!!! I don't care what you send as long as it fixes my merrily begotten computer!

Age ...doesn't matter

Sex.... doesn't matter though I would like for them to be relaxed and rational when they work on my you think a hand job would help?  by god I'll do it!

religion ....doesn't matter... I won't even blink if they sacrifice a chicken though I might draw the line at a virgin. Note that word MIGHT.

Color doesn't matter...though I would love to see something in a nice teal or purple!

JUST....SEND ....ME....A TECH....... WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FRELL THEY"RE DOING and I promise to send them back unharmed with a lovely lovely payment and glowing praise.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Happy New Year

My Wish for You in 2010
( I got this from a friend and thought I'd steal it for y'all)
May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy

May the problems you had, forget your home address!

In simple words ............

May 2010 be the best year of your life!!

Happy New Year!!