Affirmation Saturday

Pursuing and expressing my hearts desire honors my love, passion, and beauty and is worth waiting, courting or crusading for. What I lack in external means, qualification or ability, I make up for with a true and dedicated heart. I am not a victim therefore I do not need to be rescued. I am empowered by patience or self-worth and my gift is emotional availability and devotion.

Wilde-Beasts and Irate Badgers.....

Have you ever just wanted to duct-tape someone to the back of a wilde-beast and then send it stampeding through a pack of Hyenas?
Or better still....wouldn't it be great to mail a really irate badger to someone suffering from an overabundance of stupidity.

I don't want the punishment for stupid to be lethal...I mean really...if you kill them...what do they learn?

Not a damned thing... they just die stupid

Whereas if you make the punishment for stupidity shocking and memorable - then they might just catch a clue.

it could happen....

I'm a frickin optimist.

I......DON'T................ CARE!!!

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Happy New Year

My Wish for You in 2010

( I got this from a friend and thought I'd steal it for y'all)

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy

May the problems you had, forget your home address!

In simple words ............

May 2010 be the best year of your life!!

Happy New Year!!